neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

We are advancing as a species too fast

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bleeznuggets:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing


I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

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I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

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Fuck it I’m bored, let’s see how good orange is the new black really is

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

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twenty-first-century-n0:

Australian news everyone

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meatbicyclevevo:

TRASH GRIER

I don’t see a difference

meatbicyclevevo:

TRASH GRIER

I don’t see a difference

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pizzaight:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

its such a relief knowing theyll be safe

I think we should save lions no matter their sexuality

pizzaight:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

its such a relief knowing theyll be safe

I think we should save lions no matter their sexuality

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smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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Also chuck

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flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.
The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.

The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."

mellownoiz:


They see him rollin’
they hatin’

mellownoiz:

They see him rollin’

they hatin’

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Album Art

misfitsoul:

I was made for loving you - Kiss

ArtistKiss
TitleI Was Made For Lovin' You
AlbumDynasty

fuckingcapaldii:

I did it, Kiki! haha

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kawena-ula:

I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.

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